Dancing Girls of Bali
I conclude with an excerpt from "Code of the Woosters" by P G Wodehouse:
Jeeves was trying to get me to go on a Round-The-World cruise, and I
would have none of it. But in spite of my firm statements to this
effect, scarcely a day passed without him bringing me a sheaf or nosegay
of those illustrated folders which the Ho-for-the-open-spaces birds
send out in the hope of drumming up custom. His whole attitude recalled
irresistibly to the mind that of some assiduous hound who will persist
in laying a dead rat on the drawing-room carpet, though repeatedly
apprised by word and gesture that the market for same is sluggish or
even non-existent.
'Jeeves,' I said, 'this nuisance must now cease.'
'Travel is highly educational, sir.'
'I
can't do with any more education. I was full up years ago. No, Jeeves, I
know what's the matter with you. That old Viking strain of yours has
come out again. You yearn for the tang of the salt breezes. You see
yourself walking the deck in a yachting cap. Possibly someone has been
telling you about the Dancing Girls of Bali. I understand, and I
sympathize. But not for me. I refuse to be decanted into any blasted
ocean-going liner and lugged off round the world.'
'Very good, sir.'
He
spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if
not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled, so I tactfully
changed the subject.
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